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Title : Fucking Really? Why Do Mass Murderers Always Wash Up in Alaska?!
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Fucking Really? Why Do Mass Murderers Always Wash Up in Alaska?!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat.
According to the Juneau Empire, four people possibly "connected" to the execution style-killings of 8 people in Ohio "took a vacation to Alaska" in "recent weeks" and authorities "believe the family has now relocated to Alaska, but would not be more specific."
M'kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
DUDES. Alaska is 663,300 square miles. So for Ohio authorities to imply that the public should be on the lookout for a family of four murderous rednecks is a bit of a needle in a haystack proposition, at least initially. (Then again, there's hope, see below).
Further research reveals that a child traveling with the wanted fugitives is named "Bovine," which speaks to questionable judgment (though not necessarily homicidal behavior), since it's kind of mean to name a kid after a cow and it also makes you pretty conspicuous if you register for daycare while on the lam (or lamb? BOOM!) Even in a state where naming children after mountains, trees, and weeds is common,"Bovine" sticks out.
For some reason, sketch-ass fugitive motherfuckers have this delusional fantasy that Alaska is going to be like their secret haven where they can just hide out forever.
A couple problems with this myth:
1. It's not as easy to hide out here as you think. Alaska has a very small population (738,500) and the lowest population density in the U.S. So everyone is six degrees of separation from everyone else. Newcomers are duly noted everywhere.
2. There's plenty of wilderness to hide our in. But the average fugitive who is dumb enough to shoot 8 people and hit the road is unlikely to survive here very long without Alaska kicking their ass to the point of serious injury or death.
In sum, there's good news and bad news to this story.
The bad news is that homicidal rednecks still run away to Alaska and the myth of escape.
The good news is that the myth of the Alaska escape is just that, a myth, and people who live and belong here know how to flush out the sketch who don't.
Tick-tock, motherfuckers!
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