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Title : No, I am Not "Curious About My Body Composition"
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No, I am Not "Curious About My Body Composition"
Today I received an offer from my health insurance inviting me to measure my body fat percentage and asking if I was "curious about [my] body composition."
The answer is no. No, I'm not. Not even "Christy" my "onsite health coach" can pique my curiosity about this or get me excited about "setting goals for progress."
Like why would I go out of my way to spend my lunch hour just so Christy can put a number on my laziness?
Here are 10 things I'm more curious about than my body composition:
1. What it feels like to put my finger in an electric socket.
2. The much-debated actual size of Donald Trump's peen.
3. What's on page 1,456 of the annotated tax code.
4. What happens if you drink a whole bottle of Sriracha.
5. If Bernie really would have won.
6. My aunt's most recent comment on Facebook.
7. The names and addresses of every person who hates me.
8. If my kids will ever stop fighting with each other.
9. What my head would look like if I shaved all my hair off tomorrow.
10. Christy's body fat percentage.
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