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... Freaking out and pulling a lice comb through my hair every time I feel the slightest itch on my head... Listening to Despacito feat. Justin Bieber over and over and over and over and ...
... Refereeing fights over who got more sugar
... Refereeing fights over who got more screen time
... Refereeing fights over who broke whose shit
... Refereeing fights over who started it
... Not caring what "it" was
... Agreeing to let Isaac wear a "ninja suit" on picture day
... Overdue/missing library books
... Not being able to find the floor in even one room of my own house
... Not being able to make it through one sentence this blog post without Paige trying to read me a Far Side cartoon out loud
... Being subjected to Hey Jesse, Liv and Maddie and Octonauts every weekend morning
... Eating stale Late July tortilla chips with crusty cheese melted on them because no one puts the clip thing on the chips or wraps the cheese back up after they make their lunch
... Being an indentured cruise director and recreational advisor
... Signing crumpled up permission slips
... Explaining Donald Trump
... Driving back and forth and back and forth and back and forth to soccer and dance and birthday parties and Costco and whoops one of my kids forgot their sleeping bag so I'm driving back home again
... Feeding Squiggles the frog
... Forgetting to feed Squiggles the frog and worrying that he's dead and then being amazed that he isn't
... Crying when I check my bank account online and admonishing myself for being 40 years old and still living beyond my means
... Answering "how do you spell" and "what does it mean" every two seconds
... Not being able to do fourth grade math
... Fidget spinners
... Total unmitigated gratitude for these two amazing humans!
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