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Title : If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Shoot ‘Em!
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If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Shoot ‘Em!
That’s what I say! Since the country’s initials have been unofficially changed from U.S.A. to N.R.A., I figure it's time to GET ON THE MOTHER FUCKING TRAIN Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!I don’t like being left behind. And that means I can no longer be unarmed with military-grade assault rifles when the NRA owns Congress and the Second Amendment is the BEST AMENDMENT—like even more important than that whole “life and pursuit of happiness thing.”
SILENCERS AND BUMP STOCKS ARE LIFE Y’ALL!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YIPEEE KAYAAAY MOTHER FUCKERS!
Like I want to have BOTH my AK-47 AND my AR-15 on me in the following locations where I am certain to need them, based on all past indications:
· Softball games
· Concerts
· Church
· High school
· Kindergarten
· Parties
· Post Offices
· Movies
· Mall
· Basically anywhere where more than 100 people are gathered.
That’s why I am SUUUUUPES happy that the guy who owned our house before us got this catalog and that it still comes to us. I don’t know what that doohickey is in the last picture is, but it looks like something I need to either make ammo or load up my guns right quick. As you know, that always helps in when you are being fired upon from a tiny window hundreds of feet above your head.
Like I want to have BOTH my AK-47 AND my AR-15 on me in the following locations where I am certain to need them, based on all past indications:
· Softball games
· Concerts
· Church
· High school
· Kindergarten
· Parties
· Post Offices
· Movies
· Mall
· Basically anywhere where more than 100 people are gathered.
That’s why I am SUUUUUPES happy that the guy who owned our house before us got this catalog and that it still comes to us. I don’t know what that doohickey is in the last picture is, but it looks like something I need to either make ammo or load up my guns right quick. As you know, that always helps in when you are being fired upon from a tiny window hundreds of feet above your head.
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE GOOD GAL WITH GUN AMIRRRRRRRRRRRITEEE????
All of the zillions of mass shootings are supes sad, and thoughts and prayers and yadda yadda. But since really this is the world we live in, it’s better to find acceptance.
All of the zillions of mass shootings are supes sad, and thoughts and prayers and yadda yadda. But since really this is the world we live in, it’s better to find acceptance.
WAYNE LAPIERRE IS GOD AND HE IS VERY RICH AND MUST STAY THAT WAY AT ALL COSTS TO HUMAN LIFE.
So.
Let’s add a subsection (a) to the Second Amendment where we make it a constitutional requirement for Mr. LaPierre himself to send every single infant born in the U.S. an automatic assault weapon at birth, along with a silencer AND a loudener. AND a bump stock to make the bullets fly faster.
So.
Let’s add a subsection (a) to the Second Amendment where we make it a constitutional requirement for Mr. LaPierre himself to send every single infant born in the U.S. an automatic assault weapon at birth, along with a silencer AND a loudener. AND a bump stock to make the bullets fly faster.
Every last one of these things is obvs protected by the Second Amendment!
Is a loudener even a thing? If not, it should be! Sometimes you want your semi-automatic gunfire to draw attention and be the life/death of the party, whereas other times you just sort of feel like being an introvert.
Every baby in America should learn this before they even figure out how to latch on to their mama’s titties.
Speaking of moms, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I don't get that call from my kids' school that it's been shot-up, but again: if this "provide-all-babies-with-assault-rifle-at-infancy” initiative works, I won't need to worry every single time I hear a siren anymore!
And speaking of titties, would you check out these models?
RAAAWWWR. #GOALS.
Is a loudener even a thing? If not, it should be! Sometimes you want your semi-automatic gunfire to draw attention and be the life/death of the party, whereas other times you just sort of feel like being an introvert.
Every baby in America should learn this before they even figure out how to latch on to their mama’s titties.
Speaking of moms, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I don't get that call from my kids' school that it's been shot-up, but again: if this "provide-all-babies-with-assault-rifle-at-infancy” initiative works, I won't need to worry every single time I hear a siren anymore!
And speaking of titties, would you check out these models?
RAAAWWWR. #GOALS.
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