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Title : Wawaweewa! This is Some Kinky Ass Shit Right Here!
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Wawaweewa! This is Some Kinky Ass Shit Right Here!
First off, you know I can't "just move on" from any Craigslist post that uses "than" when it should be "then." Not even if you ask me nicely. Plus, I DO like this post.
I retract that. "Like" is a bit imprecise. Actually, what I like about it is that it's juicy blog fodder, which is basically the thing I care about most in life after my friends, family, and work.
A smart person once told me that the first rule of kink is you don't shame anyone else's kink, so let me be clear that "shaming" is not exactly what I'm doing here. I mean, I don't know who wrote this ad or if it's even real, and to shame someone, you kind of need an actual person on the other end to experience the shame.
If I'm shaming anything, it's an anonymous Craigslist post, and I feel like this particular post is worthy of . . . erm . . . discussion, at a minimum?
Okay.
So this guy has a Mommy fetish, and all I can say is that seems extreeeeeeeeemely fucking weird by all objective standards. He calls it "different," which is a fair euphemism for weird, and hey. I guess whatever two consenting adults do "behind closed doors" yada yada yada. (I'd just note that if you're 42, someone who's 50 could not possibly be your mom, but whatevs, I get that his ideal is early to mid-60s and we can't have it all in this life).
The thing that most interests me about this (besides the idea of playing a "roll" (whole wheat? rye? pumpernickel?)) is how exactly one comes to develop a kink like this. Like what has to happen to you at key developmental stages for you to grow up to be a dude who's like, "ya know what really gets my motor running? Pretending to fuck my own mom!"
As a mother of a son myself, it's hard for me to imagine this scenario, but I suppose if we don't talk about such things they remain forever taboo. I had planned to do some internet research, but fortunately my mother is here. She's a psychiatrist so I just asked for her armchair diagnosis instead of inevitably infecting my computer with whatever viruses the requisite research would yield.
Here's what she said:
As far as I know, the typical mother-son relationship consists of yelling at your son to stop doing dangerous things, and to eat something besides ketchup, hot dogs, and Pixie Sticks, both "behind closed doors" and in the supermarket, park, or museum. There is also nagging over homework and a not insignificant amount of additional nagging about taking a bath, because boys are filthy and disgusting.
All I can say is WOW. Or, as Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers would say, "WAWAWEEWA!"
I retract that. "Like" is a bit imprecise. Actually, what I like about it is that it's juicy blog fodder, which is basically the thing I care about most in life after my friends, family, and work.
A smart person once told me that the first rule of kink is you don't shame anyone else's kink, so let me be clear that "shaming" is not exactly what I'm doing here. I mean, I don't know who wrote this ad or if it's even real, and to shame someone, you kind of need an actual person on the other end to experience the shame.
If I'm shaming anything, it's an anonymous Craigslist post, and I feel like this particular post is worthy of . . . erm . . . discussion, at a minimum?
Okay.
So this guy has a Mommy fetish, and all I can say is that seems extreeeeeeeeemely fucking weird by all objective standards. He calls it "different," which is a fair euphemism for weird, and hey. I guess whatever two consenting adults do "behind closed doors" yada yada yada. (I'd just note that if you're 42, someone who's 50 could not possibly be your mom, but whatevs, I get that his ideal is early to mid-60s and we can't have it all in this life).
The thing that most interests me about this (besides the idea of playing a "roll" (whole wheat? rye? pumpernickel?)) is how exactly one comes to develop a kink like this. Like what has to happen to you at key developmental stages for you to grow up to be a dude who's like, "ya know what really gets my motor running? Pretending to fuck my own mom!"
As a mother of a son myself, it's hard for me to imagine this scenario, but I suppose if we don't talk about such things they remain forever taboo. I had planned to do some internet research, but fortunately my mother is here. She's a psychiatrist so I just asked for her armchair diagnosis instead of inevitably infecting my computer with whatever viruses the requisite research would yield.
Here's what she said:
Well this it the classic Oedipus complex, and according to Freud at least, every boy wants to have sex with his mother when he's little. Most boys get over that and develop a more appropriate object for their desires. This is what made psychoanalysis, which a lot of people discount now of course, but whose ideas live on in simpler forms of therapy. However, if you were to ask me what a grown man in his 40's with this fetish is looking for, it could be not only illicit sex but also material support. If you're someone's mother, you provide for him. Many things could have happened to him. He could have had a mother who deserted him. He could have had a mother who was sexually inappropriate with him. He could have just come up with an idea that it would be nice to be supported by an older woman and the idea of sex isn't so unappealing? I don't know. Psychiatrists don't just make these things up, because people come in too many varieties. We have to talk to them. People are the strangest thing. One thing I'll add to all of this is that women have a VERY strong incest taboo--stronger than men's. So there won't be a lot of women who are likely to respond to this ad.Gee, ma? YA THINK??!
As far as I know, the typical mother-son relationship consists of yelling at your son to stop doing dangerous things, and to eat something besides ketchup, hot dogs, and Pixie Sticks, both "behind closed doors" and in the supermarket, park, or museum. There is also nagging over homework and a not insignificant amount of additional nagging about taking a bath, because boys are filthy and disgusting.
All I can say is WOW. Or, as Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers would say, "WAWAWEEWA!"
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