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Title : Someone Gotta Bring This One Home to Mama!
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Someone Gotta Bring This One Home to Mama!
Ladies, all mah ladies, louder now, help me out. This is your lucky day, because I'm off the market and therefore Lester Allen Holt is ALL YOURS.If you can find him, that is.
Not to be confused with TV personality Lester Holt of NBC Nightly News and Dateline NBC, THIS Lester Holt (or is it Hunt? The caption says Holt and the headline says Hunt) was charged with burglary in 2010 and is now wanted for skipping probation where else but here in end-of-the-road Juneau.
And we better find him quick, because this is a dude someone needs to bring home to mama STAT.
Now, I can't interpret ALL of the tattoos on his face, but the Swastika on his bald head makes me think a lot of them are maybe a little bit Aryan-Nation-y, maybe? My own Jewish mom would perhaps be slightly put off by that, but I think the other ink makes up for it, like the random letters and numbers and stuff which I am confident roughly translate to Heil Hitler?
Anyhoo, some Lucky Young Woman™ better find Lester fast so she can bring him home to meet the parents. The convo would go something like this:
LYM: Hi Mom, I want you to meet the Man of My Dreams™
Mom: Oh that's nice dear! Why don't we have him to dinner tomorrow?
LYM: One tiny thing though . . . he's not really available at the moment.
Mom: Oh no? Why's that?
LYM: Um, he jumped probation on a burglary charge and is a fugitive at the moment.
Mom: That's lovely dear!
LYM: But he should be easy to track down. He's very distinctive looking.
Mom: How so?
LYM: Well he has a giant Swastika on his head.
Mom: Is that right?
LYM: Yes, also a lot of other tattoos on his face.
Mom: Interesting! How inventive!
LYM: Also giant blue earplugs which are slightly unconventional perhaps but by no means disqualifying.
Mom: Not at all.
LYM: Can't wait for you to meet him.
Mom: Me too dear! I'll start calling the relatives and planning the wedding now.
If this isn't impetus for Lester to turn himself in, welp, I don't know what is.
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